American Male Pig.

Today in this great country of ours, there is an animal that stalks the slip of our land. An animal thatll stop at actually little to become its nightly goal. Some women assimilate unjustly classified this animal a Land Shark, along with an assortment of another(prenominal) dark names. Little do the women of this country realize that these animals have banned to educateher to form a national coalition. I, along with some males above the age of consent, am a proud and very active member. Our covert organization is called American Male Pigs. Our slogan to all other males and succeeding(a) males, is:

                                   Get AMPed

Our purpose is to educate the present, and future male populations, so that they might be better qualified to distinguish between the different typesetters cases of females and notify all other members of their findings.

        Everyone is unique. However, most women can be herded into three basic groups. Those groups be:

Those who do,

Those who dont,

and those who do, that you wont do.

The last group and by far the least important, argon those who would do Anything with Anyone that you wont do. These women arent ordinarily very attractive. They are more practically than not, quite heavy. They are NOT desirable.



These are the women, who after youve been boozing heavily all night, at 2:00 A.M. still dont face good. You can see them lined up at the handout to every bar, looking quite sad, lonely and pathetic at closing time, hoping and praying to get lucky. Unfortunately this hefty flock is usually good in bed. Logic of course would dictate that they would have to be, or else they know they would NEVER get anything otherwise.

The other type of third class women that arent usually identified until its too...

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